Auntie Jackson's Bedazzled Captain's hat never took off like the glove

At some point a snug top and homemade jean capris turned into superhero swagger...

A Messiah without a cult is only a dirty man with long hair.

Underneath all these scarfs... are layers of sweaters

If the effort shows then it ain't Hobo

If he thinks hard enough he will make the phone ring. One side effect.. spontaneous peeing... Solution no shoes to catch it.

Fine the Aztecs... I am more worried about the Druid Calendar

Sailor + Jungle Queen = Circus sideshow waiting to happen

Nothing says I like clean shorts like wearing thermals under them in the summer.

Carbon Foot print is small while Fashion Footprint is HUGE!